camel tail

When a guys pants are so tight that you can see the outline of his dick. The male equivalent of camel toe.

"Dude, that emo guys pants are so tight, I don't think I have ever seen camel tail that bad!"

"Chicks can kinda see, like the boarders and outline of my dick a little. The camel tail"

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shit and shower

(Verb) The act of taking a shit, then immediately showering as an alternative to wiping ones ass. Usually practiced my young males.

"Curses, the toilet paper is out, guess its time for a shit and shower."

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jumped

To be made out with, felt up, sucked off, fucked, or any of the above in any combination or order.

"O man, I haven't gotten any in so long, I really need to be jumped."
"Claire totally jumped me at the party last night, that girl can really give head"

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slashdot slap

Exactly the same as the slashdot effect but much more fun to say. To be slashdot slapped is when your website is listen on slash dot causing a huge spike in traffic.

Many of these sites can not handle the extra thousands of hits and go down, that is being slash dot slapped.

"O man, I totally got slashdot slapped, I shouldn't have posted those pictures of the new Xbox 720."

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watch party

A party where the guys all put there watches is a bowl and the ladies draw watches. The owner of the watch and the girl then go to a room and get their freak on together.

"I am going to a watch party this weekend, I hope the ugly chick doesn't draw my watch"

"Dude, Lauran drew my watch at the party last night, she is one crazy freak in the sack."

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