scrotem grease

like elbow grese but with your pants down

fred: okay i know it looks down but if we get out there with our pants down and really get some scrotem grease in to it we could win
ernie:shut up fred you just want to see me with my pants down

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australian water bomb

when you do a chick and you forget the condom is on after and you take a piss in the condom

bill:sorry about the mess on your toilet seat
Fred:dude what the fuck where you doing
Bill: i did an australian water bomb

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