Mock and drirty

A narcissist with a lo-fi alternative personality. Someone who neglects friendships, judges people, and doesn't conform to society, but does it with such style, ease and originality that people are infatuated by them.

You see that guy hanging out at the back of the room there? He's a real mock and drirty. I heard he doesn't take good care of himself or those around him. I wanna be his friend so bad.

City Mac

The typical city-type you see walking down main street. Usually some kind of trendy hipster with skinny jeans and a clean-cut, often seen talking into an earpiece like some sort of mechanical douchebag.

Guy: "Oh shit, dude, check out that city mac coming this way."

Dude: "Let's give him a wedgie."

Leaning on sand

Expression used when somebody is relying on something unstable to hold up his/her argument or point of view.

Guy: "Hey pal, I'd love to agree with you but you're clearly leaning on sand, there."

Pal: "Whatever guy, I know I'm right."

Slip Happy

When a person gets too excited, riled-up or enthusiastic to the point they've begun stumbling over words, giggling or breathing excessively and slipping all over the place.

Maggie: Good weather today huh?

Donnie: You're the one that's good. I mean...you're good too. Shit, that doesn't make any sense, hahaha. Wanna see a card trick? Shit! I cut myself on the card and I'm bleeding all over you! I'm so sorry! What was the question?

Ted: Fuck, Donnie...play it cool. You're getting slip happy.