On the seventh day god restedâ¦. WRONG. On the seventh day God created Kojo. Kojo is the only male allowed to be a queen. He is the male equivalent to Jennifer Lopez but way better. He is a lover of animals who dominates everyone. Spends most of his time looking down at people who are completely inferior and not as majestic as him, which is everyone.And hangs out with the likes of Santa Claus, Abraham Lincoln and Princess Jasmine from Aladdin. Kojo is the true Mrs. Universe as he is the ultimate source of beauty in the existence of everything. He is the Heaven and the Earth; the current and the afterlife. He is the only true delegate and champion of truth, justice and sexiness.
person 1: did you hear that Kojo was elected queen?
person 2: Iâm not surprised. That bad bitch is so beautiful iâm surprised he wasnât elected sooner.