Slothing

Tickling, stroking, licking, sucking, or kissing a partner's belly for sexual pleasure. Refers to the predatory habits of prehistoric ground sloths, which fed on glyptodonts (giant armadillo-like creatures) by flipping them on their backs and attacking their soft undersides.

Q: "So, did you guys end up screwing last night?"
A: "No, but we spent a couple hours slothing eachother."

"Slothing makes for good foreplay, unless your partner's an actual sloth. In that case, you will be disemboweled and eaten."

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Awwpic

Something that manages to be both adorable and epic at the same time.

"Have you seen 'How to Train Your Dragon?' That was one of the most awwpic movies I've ever seen!"

"Did you know T-Rex probably had feathers? I'll bet it looked absolutely awwpic."