Alfie

Alfie is a disgusting, vulgar, scum of the earth flatmate whose needs putting up against a wall and shooting because why is he so grim and dirty. Can’t live in peace with this bigot. He is a family fiddler heard he chose to go an inch forward into his mum and also an inch back into his dad.

Person 1: How are your new flatmates ?

Person 2: he’s so disgusting he’s such an Alfie