Chill the dick

another way of saying no when in a sexual encounter

dude I said I was on my period, chill the dick

Defucking

The act of retracting your one night stand over a period of time. Performing fewer sexual acts each time, ending as just friends.

I drunk fucked Adam, now I want to only be friends, so I'm slowly defucking him doing less and less each time we hang out.

Friend: How is the defucking going? Me: good we only made out last night, I think he's getting the picture

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Bearded

When you get fooled by an ugly guy who looks hot with a beard

I liked Dave, then he shaved his beard and he was hideous. I got bearded. His chin was non existent

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One night boyfriend

A one night stand that acts like your significant other, rather than a hit it and quit it.

Duties include, holding hands, sweet nothings, kisses on the cheek and meeting friends and family all on “first” date.

“One night boyfriend” is often followed by full hungover / drunk next day then to never hang out again.

My binge date last night turned into total one night boyfriend yesterday. We met up at Happy hour then he came to friends bday dinner and chilled all night long, had amazing sex then went to brunch with his friends. Fast forwards never spoke again