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George Bush Bashers

Some of the smartest people on earth. They realised that the former american president George W Bush is a total idiot and made some quite stupid decisions. They have also been called "BushBashers". These people often have a large amount of IQ and can think and act on their own behalf without a superior idior telling them what to do. BushBashers always have an advantage in discussions about the president since they base their opinions on true fact instead of wild fiction like Iraq was hiding nuclear weapons, preparing a mass-genocide and/or installing Paula Abdul as prime-minister.

BushBashers also have a common enemy, the BushLovers. Their opinions are that George W Bush did his best as a president and made the total right decisions about waging war with Iraq. BushLovers are also more commonly known as morons.

George Bush Bashers: I'm glad that we finally got rid of that idiot Bush!
BushLover: Why? All he did was fighting for the right cause!
BushBasher: And that cause was?
BushLover: That Iraq was hiding nukes and was prepared to fire them!
BushBasher: But Bush himself said that that wasn't the case right?
BushLover: Uhm... well, maybe he did it to hide the facts to prevent a mass-panic!
BushBasher: Right, so even if he was a aware of a nuclear-threat he didn't evacuate major cities to prevent millions from dying? Man, you guys are total morons.
BushLover: What does evacuate mean?
BushBasher: Think that proved my point...

by Lymesloop August 4, 2010

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