piggy sex

Sex with an obese person.

Tom Arnold must have really liked piggy sex if he married Rosanne!

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pfl

A message board/online forum abbreviation for "Posting for Later"

Oh, shit! I don't have time to read this before work! PFL!

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fold over

When you make a sandwich with one piece of bread and you fold it over itself to close it

I wasn't that hungry so I made a fold over.

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offy

a person who shows chronic signs of retardation. This person might also be considered an idiot, or a jackass.

Person 1- I want to live in Florida or California
Person 2- Oh really, why
Person 1-because they are right next to each other
peroson 2-ummm... no they aren't you offy

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dumbassity

The act of being a dumbass.

The dumbassity of the shopkeep was overwhelming.

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my girl

1.shorter way of saying girlfriend
2.a girl best friend

1. Boy: I love my girl.
2. Thats my girl.

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clusterfuckery

a mess of confusion, disorganization, bungling or incompetence

I woulda been on time if not for the heinous clusterfuckery of traffic.

The meeting was a solid hour of clusterfuckery.

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