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When your so short you can suck a dick standing up
Connor brolly is gay
When kayden macalinden walks into McDonald's dressed up as a can of irn bru and Eats your big mack
Bro the big kayden mack visited yesterday
When you suck and gluck on dat cock to hard u swallow it and you swallow there balls at the same time that your thought gets bruised
Bro I just gave the glock cock choker last night to big Jim
When your brothers girlfriend is over and your brother is away to get gas to feed your cat and your brothers girlfriend is sitting in ur bed sucking a pickle and u go in your room and slip your slippery sausage in her while she is eating a pickle and your brother comes back with the gas and oils you up
Me n my pal had a slippery sausage last night