Ringo

Also knows as:
DJ Malik
Bradford Bad Boy
Veronica
A Lovely Guy
Zayn Malik

They're my brothers. Niall, Liam, Louis, and... Ringo.

Carrot cake

Something you bring to a Fleetwood Mac concert

"You brought a carrot cake to a fleedwood mac concert"
"That's true"
"Do you like fleedwood mac?"
"Yeah, and carrot cake"

Harold

The person who belongs to Boo Bear

Person A: Did you see Harold's tweet?
Person B: Was it this one? 'everyone has a titanic moment for the first time'?
Person A: Yes, of course

1D

Legends. And liars *cries in 18 months*
We love them though

Person A: did you hear about the hiatus?
Person B: yup, but in the 1D language it means zayning forever.

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Larry Stylinson

The most beautiful love ever seen on this earth. Also the most obvious thing of all time.

Person A: I heard Larry Stylinson is finally free!
Person B: Omg, I've waited for this moment for so long!