Ringo

Also knows as:
DJ Malik
Bradford Bad Boy
Veronica
A Lovely Guy
Zayn Malik

They're my brothers. Niall, Liam, Louis, and... Ringo.

Larry Stylinson

The most beautiful love ever seen on this earth. Also the most obvious thing of all time.

Person A: I heard Larry Stylinson is finally free!
Person B: Omg, I've waited for this moment for so long!

Harold

The person who belongs to Boo Bear

Person A: Did you see Harold's tweet?
Person B: Was it this one? 'everyone has a titanic moment for the first time'?
Person A: Yes, of course

Carrot cake

Something you bring to a Fleetwood Mac concert

"You brought a carrot cake to a fleedwood mac concert"
"That's true"
"Do you like fleedwood mac?"
"Yeah, and carrot cake"

1D

Legends. And liars *cries in 18 months*
We love them though

Person A: did you hear about the hiatus?
Person B: yup, but in the 1D language it means zayning forever.

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