gorilla fart

Noun. An alcoholic beverage created by my Uncle Mike, a bartender. No Joke.
Take a four shot glass. Fill with two shots of Bacardi 151 and two shots of Wild Turkey. Consume. Enjoy.

Background: My uncle's old drinking buddy came into the bar one night and asked for a drink that would help him to catch up with all of his other friends, who had been drinking all night. Once offered the drink, he took one whiff and started coughing, eventually chortling "That smells like a Gorilla Fart!"

After downing two Gorilla farts, I promptly grabbed my best friend's mom and made out with her.

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