Knuckleboarding

A term for the action of accidentally dragging your knuckles across the top of the toilet water after leaving a poop.

The bathroom had a small toilet in it so when I went to wipe I made a few waves while I was knuckleboarding.

Sausage berries

Another term for balls, testicles, scrotum, etc.

I said something I shouldn’t to this girl and she kicked me right in the sausage berries