Cami

A sex crazed young woman who thinks she is sexy for reasons other than what the people around her see. Delightfully oblivious to what the true aspects of her sexual nature are, she is always there in a tight jam (i.e. reliability is very sexy!) A true Cami has to be from Tennessee hill country. A Cami claiming to be from anywhere else is an impostor and should be considered a threat to you and your love one's safety. If you come across one, eliminate the bubbly creature quickly and with extreme prejudice. If, in extreme cases, your mangina is too heavy to allow you to act, call a real Cami and she'll come by to finish the job you're not man enough to. But, do so with caution, genuine Camis hate manginas and are likely beat on you for being weak. Cami's also have nice cats and ride dangerously close to the world of crazy cat lady.

Cami: (with thick Tennessee drawl) Could ya'll help me find my cat?

Guy: I'd love to help you with your pussy.

Cami: Say it again pretty boy and you're gonna wake up in a hospital bed confused and alone.

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