Tacompton

Nickname for Tacoma, Washington, derived from the city of Compton, California. Highlights the crime and gang violence prevalent in many areas of Tacoma.

"Yeah dude, welcome to Tacompton."

"Bring your pepper spray, because that party is in Tacompton."

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beer trophies

When you wake up in the morning after a night out and you see the traffic cone/for sale sign/gnome etc in your room, you have a beer trophy.
The beer trophies are distributed by the beer fairy for good drinking efforts.

I woke up and found a shopping trolley in the front room.

G.A.F

Gay ass fag

Damn, look at the gaf

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cancer paper

A cigarette.

John is trying to quit his bad habit of smoking cancer paper.

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bamboozled

when you are surprised or ashtonished. see dazedstoned or high

man, im bamboozled
that shit got me bamboozled

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Fullmetal asshole

This definition is actually referred to as "Fan boy"
a person who loves a particular thing, music group, show, etc. And views anyone who disagrees with him/her as not only wrong but their enemy. They view the disagreement as a personal attack and will usually resort to extremely defensive, and irrational form of arguing.

Allan: "Nintendo is better than Xbox"
Steve: "Nintendo is for babies, Xbox kicks ass"
Allan: "You're a baby! Xbox is for pedophiles, Nintendo is awesome!"
Steve: "Go play with your Super Monkey Balls."
Allan: "You mean like your mom did last night?"

You can pretty much substitute the "Xbox" and "Nintendo" for anything from fruits to clothing products.

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Ian Thorpe

13/10/1982
Incredibly talented Australian swimmer, among other things, who DOMINATES Michael Phelps in every way, and whose boyfriend is Pieter van den Hoogenband, no matter what either one of them says. Often referred to as Thorpedo and famed for his size 17 feet.

Ian Thorpe's charity work is one of the reasons why he is such an amazing person.

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