Fullmetal asshole

This definition is actually referred to as "Fan boy"
a person who loves a particular thing, music group, show, etc. And views anyone who disagrees with him/her as not only wrong but their enemy. They view the disagreement as a personal attack and will usually resort to extremely defensive, and irrational form of arguing.

Allan: "Nintendo is better than Xbox"
Steve: "Nintendo is for babies, Xbox kicks ass"
Allan: "You're a baby! Xbox is for pedophiles, Nintendo is awesome!"
Steve: "Go play with your Super Monkey Balls."
Allan: "You mean like your mom did last night?"

You can pretty much substitute the "Xbox" and "Nintendo" for anything from fruits to clothing products.

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Ian Thorpe

13/10/1982
Incredibly talented Australian swimmer, among other things, who DOMINATES Michael Phelps in every way, and whose boyfriend is Pieter van den Hoogenband, no matter what either one of them says. Often referred to as Thorpedo and famed for his size 17 feet.

Ian Thorpe's charity work is one of the reasons why he is such an amazing person.

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babies

whining, smelly, drooling little parasites.

Save the earth, abort babies now!

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fatty fatty 2 by 4

Really cool. Antonym: Skinny Skinny 1 by 8.

That concert was fatty fatty 2 by 4.

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FIT

abbreviation - fag in training. 1) A young man who exhibits behavior that would suggest future homosexual man orientation or behavior. 2) A young just beginning to socialize within "gay culture" 3) A young man who is in his first "relationship" with another man.

See also FQA

Mr. Nick Carter, FIT

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arse biscuit

Can be used instead of something like numpty

"He's such an arse biscuit"

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gruts

1. Underpants - especially male ones.

Can you please stop leaving your smelly, used gruts all over the floor?

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