uliboob

V. uliboob
-- To perform the act of placing an object ;(preferably a childs plastic golf club) between ones legs in the crotch region;(either performed from the front or behind) While exclaiming the term 'uliboob' loudly.

She uliboobs me all of the time now.

He really likes to get an uliboob.

My uliboober was broken, but i fixed it with some duct tape.

the uliboobee is the one that is getting uliboobed, by the uliboober.

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gardie

Australian slang among fishermen for the Garfish.

Did you catch anything mate?

Yeah, a couple of gardies!

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cox high school

Cox high school is a place where, if you're a girl, it's all about what size pants you wear (preferrably size 0 if you want to be cool), what size boobs you have (preferrably a full C or D if you want any guys), and how many older guys you've dated. For guys, on the other hand, it's all about what kind of skate shoes you have, how low you wear you pants, and how many girls' virginity you have taken. Cox is quite possibly the most superficial place on the planet. Everyone walks around with their noses in the air, ESPECIALLY if we're at another school for an away football game for example. Cox will come there invading the hell out of that turf (even though our football team sucks). We still think we run shop wherever we go. There are maybe 2 ugly cars in the parking lot, IF THAT. Everyone drives a nice vehicle, and you see all of these same cars at 81st street everyday at 12:20 when the seniors get out. To sum it all up, Cox is full of rich, snobby, white, blonde-headed little beach kids who think they're on the O.C. But it's damn fun and it taught my ass how to party.

We had an away football game at Green Run and somebody got shot. Serves our snobby asses right for trotting into that sketchball school acting like hot shit.

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N.V.I.

Abbreviation: Nasal Vomit Irritation

The stinging sensation felt inside the nose after the ejection of vomit, usually of a high alcoholic content, from it

My N.V.I. was so bad last week I haven't drunk since.

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pizzle

Pee

Yo homie, ill be right back, gotta take a pizzle

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suicide bomber

aka a terrorist aka a person who uses violence and intimidation in the pursuit of political aims.

Al-Queda suicide bombers killed thousands of New Yorkers on 9-11-01.

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Spide

The spide. Most people who live in belfast want to move away as soon as possible because of these poorly dressed monsters. All of them deserve to die, literally. If you are passing by a group of them, completely ignore them, and do not look at them in the eyes or twice. Unless of course you are a spide yourself, or you are dressed similar (it's a good idea to wear a nike top over your Metallica T-shirt, and wear jeans as much as possible). However, if a spide who is on his own calls out to you, he will leave you alone at the slightest comeback. But if you ignore him, he will think you are "scared" and he will continue this.

Walk into belfast city centre, look around for 10 seconds, and you'll see a spide.

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