dool

The Farsi language word for penis. Used as a "code word" among friends.

I have a big dool.

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nunty

pathetic and unfashionable, describes a person with no taste in clothes, or no money to buy some decent gear.

you're a right scruff you nunty cock knocker

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boredom

Gothy guy with a girlfriend who has a twat that smells like tuna, but masks it with Strawberry perfume. Is prone to be an ass at all times, is like the cockroach; will never die.

That boredom guy sure is swell.

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N.V.I.

Abbreviation: Nasal Vomit Irritation

The stinging sensation felt inside the nose after the ejection of vomit, usually of a high alcoholic content, from it

My N.V.I. was so bad last week I haven't drunk since.

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pizzle

Pee

Yo homie, ill be right back, gotta take a pizzle

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suicide bomber

aka a terrorist aka a person who uses violence and intimidation in the pursuit of political aims.

Al-Queda suicide bombers killed thousands of New Yorkers on 9-11-01.

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Spide

The spide. Most people who live in belfast want to move away as soon as possible because of these poorly dressed monsters. All of them deserve to die, literally. If you are passing by a group of them, completely ignore them, and do not look at them in the eyes or twice. Unless of course you are a spide yourself, or you are dressed similar (it's a good idea to wear a nike top over your Metallica T-shirt, and wear jeans as much as possible). However, if a spide who is on his own calls out to you, he will leave you alone at the slightest comeback. But if you ignore him, he will think you are "scared" and he will continue this.

Walk into belfast city centre, look around for 10 seconds, and you'll see a spide.

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