Rural Dictionary

5 second rule

You know when you have some fried chicken on your plate and it's the last piece at the cookout and of COURSE you drop it on the floor. Then what do you do? After all, it's disgusting to eat food that fell on the floor. Well, the 5 SECOND RULE says that after 5 seconds, any food that fell on the floor immediately becomes un-germified. So after 5 seconds, eat whatever you dropped on the floor, cuz the rule is what really matters.

John: "Damn I dropped my slice of pizza on the floor."
Mike: "That's too bad."
John: "Oh well," ::picks slice up and waits five seconds:: "5 second rule!" ::BITE!::

by M July 10, 2004

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Hector Projector

Individuals with an issues often projects them toward others
Can also be used by the projector when criticisim heads his way (denial). Used in mostly good humour.

in response to an acusation or suggestion you would say, "arrh Hector the Projector"

by M April 9, 2005

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curry

Food substance deriving from central asia, the earliest known recipe for which appeared on tablets found near Babylon in Mesopotamia, written in cuniform text as discovered by the Sumerians, and dated around 1700 B.C., probably as an offering to the god Marduk.

The origin of the word itself is likely to have it's origins from the Tamil word 'kari' meaning spiced sauce.

In Britain, curries range from quite mild, to very hot, vindaloo being one of the hottest varieties.

Americans would not be able to handle even a spoonful of vindaloo cos they are wimpy cry babys.

fancy a curry lads?

by M May 16, 2003

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