sobriety hangover

a) The general feeling of unpleasantness felt by alcoholics in the morning after a night of trying to sleep without the aid of intoxicants

Ugh... I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I hadn't had any beers and now I've got a wicked sobriety hangover.

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crazy mouth

A condition in which the afflicted can only speak the language of crazy, including ridiculous neuroses and a focus on bizarre, incomprehensible drama. The most pronounced and obvious symptom of craziness, esp. in females.

Your boyfriend is making you crazy. You have sexually transmitted crazy mouth.

sober binge

N. A long period of sobriety sustained by a heavy drinker.

--"So, how goes the sober binge?"
--"Ugh... I think I'm about to reach my limit."

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fruit blindness

Inability to recognize homosexuals. Lack of gaydar. Typically used in reference to girlfriends/wives of gay men.

Uh, your boyfriend is totally gay. You have an obvious case of fruit blindness.

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