Eddie = E.D. = Erectile Dysfunction
Vedder = Small Balls
To be called Eddie Vedder is to be called "Man with Erectile Dysfunction that has small balls."
*************AT LEVI'S HOUSE********************
Prostitute: LOL!!! You have E.D. and Small Balls.
Levi: I may be an Eddie Vedder, but I also have $60, and you have a coke habit. So to quote 50 Cent, "Clothes Off - Face Down - Ass Up."
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A machine where the kinetic energy of matter is converted to mechanical power by the impulse or reaction of the matter with a series of buckets, paddles, or blades located around the circumference of a wheel or cylinder...... Also, Pianos and Organs are the same shit.
"I'm sorry, I'm sick of nobody knowing anything. I am the turbine know-it-all because I have my building operator ticket & watch a hot water heater all day." - The Rev. Eighty-Eight Fingers Butler
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Bill O'Reilly and many other ignorant news people are the real terrorists. Honestly, what brings more anxiety and "terror" to your day to day life? A few thousand Americans murdered by scum bag extremists? Or the people that remind you that you could be next, every day of your life. They try to scare you into beleaving that civilization is about to end because 2 men want to get married? Or because some lame school stopped singing christmas songs. Who cares? Apparently Bill O'Reilly does.
After a weekend binge of I.V. drug use and random sex with unhealthy smelling hookers, I contracted every disease known to man. Meh, it could be worse, I could be Bill O'Reilly. ROFLMAO @ Bill O'Reilly.
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What one says while they are running towards the bathroom. Usually when the turtle is poking its head out and they are very close to having an accident in their pants.
*At the Office*
Don: Yah Bruce this weekend I took the family to-"
Tommy: "I GOTTA TAKE A SHIIIIIIIIIIT" (as he runs past the water cooler down the hallway to the bathrooms)
Don: "-to, ah, man.... i hope that Tommy gets to the bathroom in time."
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When the ass cheeks hang out the back of a females shorts. Where the butt cheek meets the leg. Closely related to ba-donka-donk
DAMN! Look at the buttockas on her!
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#1 in my books. team extreme!
On the 8th day God created Phil Collins
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How most people say "Did You Call Me?"
Slow the fuck down when you talk and you won't sound like such a German!
Kevin: "Jew call me last night?"
Corey: "Please slow down when you talk Kevin. You just said the word jew."
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