jew call me

How most people say "Did You Call Me?"
Slow the fuck down when you talk and you won't sound like such a German!

Kevin: "Jew call me last night?"
Corey: "Please slow down when you talk Kevin. You just said the word jew."

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buttockas

When the ass cheeks hang out the back of a females shorts. Where the butt cheek meets the leg. Closely related to ba-donka-donk

DAMN! Look at the buttockas on her!

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phil collins

#1 in my books. team extreme!

On the 8th day God created Phil Collins

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Cabbie Sex

When 2 or more Cab Drivers pull up next to eachother in a parking lot. This event usually takes place at night or early morning. They pull up beside eachother in opposate directions so they can talk. This is called Cabbie Sex. Remember when you were a little kid and youd see 2 dragon flys having sex? you would try to hit them or make them stop? this is the same for Cabbie Sex. your natural urge is to get it to stop.

Doug: Look, those 2 cabbies are having cabbie sex.
Mike: Lets throw this left over chinese food at their cabs to break up the Cabbie Sex.
Doug: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mike: man, youre a noob, just say LOL.
Doug: sorry, LOL.

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