Jelly Hammer

When you dick is only semi erect, but you bang the shit out of a chick with it anyway.

I was shitfaced, but I banged the shit out of her with my jelly hammer.

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Strange Rudder

A combination of the stranger and a variation of the dutch rudder. You lay on your entire arm until it's asleep, then grab your piece and move your dead arm with your good arm to jerk off.

I was sick of pounding my meatstick with feeling in my hand, so I treated myself to a strange rudder last night.