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Goldilocks Turd

The immensely satisfying poop that comes after waiting just the right amount of time.

Person 1; "You look happy."
Person 2; "Yeah mate. Just had a Goldilocks Turd and I feel wonderful."

by M J V D G April 5, 2016


RPC

Rocket Propelled Chainsaw, a weapon the size of a bazooka which launches mini chainsaws at the enemy.

bring out the RPC and kill them

by M J V D G October 27, 2008

34👍 30👎


Accadacca

The Australian rock band AC/DC

Azza and Shazza listened to Accadacca on the way to Macca's.

by M J V D G April 3, 2016

58👍 7👎


The fuck-it-sit

When one is about to get up off the toilet before realising their life is a piece of shit and there's no point being anywhere, so they just sit back down.

I can't be bothered today. I'll just do the fuck-it-sit all day.

by M J V D G April 4, 2016