Delaware

Think about how bad Maryland is, then imagine it doesn't even have crabs; not like the std, like the cake.

Normal Person 1: Oh my God, where are we? Maryland's really this bad?

Normal Person 2: Hold your breath, we're in Delaware, and although it's tiny, we have three toll booths left until we get to Pennsylvania.

Person from Delaware: Hey, eff you guys, we have tax-free shopping.

All normal people: I'd rather pay.

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