Asian Pear

to dip your scrotum in a cup of sake and then dip your scrotum into your partner's mouth

What are we gonna do with this cup of sake. I say we give her an Asian Pear.

13👍 4👎

Jewish piñata

a scrotum which hangs through a rip or tear in pants

Rich should buy some new sweat pants because we can see his Jewish piñata from here.

15👍 4👎

air cramps

very uncomfortable abdominal pain followed by intense flatulence

You might want to run out of the room, I'm experiencing air cramps.

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liquid cramps

very uncomfortable abdominal pain followed by intense, usually projectile, diarrhea

You can't run out of the room, I'm experiencing liquid cramps.

Weaver Run

doing something incredibly ridiculous on the off chance that something incredibly unlikely will occur

I'm doing a Weaver Run. I'm going to take a dump before I go to bed. You know, just in case.