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Martin

Martin is, well. A guy. But not just some ordinary guy. Martin is usually said as “Martín” As it is usually a Latino name. But could be anything. Martins usually have a HUGE self esteem. Always bragging about their stuff. But Martins are kind. They are HOT. They can lighten up anyone’s day. And can always make you smile. One thing though: Martins can be lazy. But that necessarily isn’t a bad thing. It just adds to his amazing personality. Any girl would be lucky and grateful thanking the gods that she even got the CHANCE to be in the vicinity of a Martin. Better yet have a Martin actually LIKE them.

“Yo. Look at his lazy ass eating food on the couch.”
“He’s hot. He may be lazy. He may be insensitive. But he’s a Martin.”
“Fuck you’re right.”

by M art in words September 17, 2018

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