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Dipping your penis in a mixture of salsa, sour cream, and tabasco then repeatedly pounding your woman in the vagina until her clitoris turns bright red. Eventually jizzing on a whole-wheat tortilla feeding it to her as she cums.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a Sanchez Slammer until her eyes popped out of her sockets.
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The fetish process of taking an erect penis and placing it into a freezer for several minutes, then inserting it into a vagina giving her a sudden cold sharp feeling similar to that of a snake bite.
"Dude, I gave the best chilled cobra last night!"
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The dangerous act of masturbating on a thoroughbred horse as it gallops at full speed across a prairie.
Boy 1: "Wow, he's become a pro at the Dickson Derby."
Boy 2: "I know, look at him go."
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The action of shooting your load into a girl's mouth full of feta cheese.
"The best part of my trip to Greece was giving seven Greek Geysers."
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A female who does a back handspring topless.
We watched as the Denver Broncos cheerleaders were doing Himalayan Handsprings all day long.
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