Decepticon

Chronic liar. Someone who habitually lies about their lifestyle, job, sex life, or friends for attention.

"So, I was talking to Dave and he said he was the one who invented the vibrate function on phones. Then he pretended to get a call from Donald Trump and made me pay for the beer. Fucking Decepticon."

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A Sanzo

Taking a shower at a friends house and peeing in their shower.

"Hey dude, last time I was at your house, I pulled a Sanzo."

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