Heat warning

Keep indoors
May combust if exiting home.
Do not make your family leave the house.

“Oh no! A heat warning! Never mind going on a family walk, go back to your rooms and play on your Xboxs.”

Nosey Boy

Dog that watches your every move and is constantly looking out windows
Spying on everyone

“Stop watching them, you. Nosey Boy!”

Moisture

Is the same as humidity (and is hot)

There’s a lot of moisture in Texas

Pissed Penis

An irritable person who has a 20ft stick up their arse.

Can’t laugh for the life of them

“God, you are being such a pissed penis. Lighten up!”

Pernament

The meaning of long lasting
Not Permanent, PERNAMENT!!

“This sharpie on the wall is Pernament!”