pokegasm

A state of bliss brought on by owning and/or desiring ownership of Pokemon products.

You just got Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys AND Pokemon: Jirachi Wishmaker, I'm totally having a pokegasm!

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havisham

To break up with someone after consciously exploiting their weakness of being in love, in order to reap the benefits (either materialistic or psychological) of said relationship. Often results in devastation on the affected party.

Allison drew Bill in, got some pretty baubles, and then totally havishamed his ass.

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