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montreal roundabout

It's like the Montreal Handshake, but instead of two gentlemen jerking each other off, a circle of men, three or more, reach with their right hands to the man to their right and jerk said person off. This creates a circle of euphoria that reminds them of their homeland--Montreal. (Not to be confused with a circle jerk)

After the bar and due to a disappointing night, the boys came back to Jimmy's apartment to let off some steam. Within the hour the were standing in a circle leaning slightly too the right, right arms extended, jerking each other off in a Montreal Roundabout with their eyes closed, heads raised to toward the ceiling. Eventually they all fell asleep around the apartment with smiles on their faces. It turned out to be a good night.

by M. P. Troyka October 25, 2015


Montreal Handshake

When two men reach toward each other as though to shake hands and then begin to pull on each other's respective members aggressively as though they were shaking hands.

Within moments of meeting each other, Johnson and Smith had a Montreal Handshake, as in they "shook" each other's "hand." And when I say that, I mean they "shook" each other's wanker. And when I say that, I mean they gave each other hand jobs simultaneously. I guess they hit it off--must be from Montreal...

by M. P. Troyka July 30, 2007

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