Bachelor Breakfast

The process of cooking and consuming breakfast (depending on the time of day) at the stove directly out of the frying pan in an effort to conserve dishes.

Kelso dominated his scrambled eggs and bacon with only the use of a fork and a frying pan (spachela not included)... the Bachelor Breakfast of a true champion!

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Danglers

DANGLERS - The pieces of toilet paper used to line a public bathroom before dropping dumpage that "dangle" from your ass and under-thighs while standing back up.

DANGLERS - While returning to his cubicle, Kelso was extremely embarassed when told he had a "dangler" streaming from the back of his pants.

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