Chuck Norris

The most powerful man on earth.The only person that can rival him is god himself and Chuck still pwns him on a regular basis.

Jesus: I heard you got pwnt by Chuck Norris in Ping-Pong the other day God

God: I fucking hate him, he makes me seem like a noob everytime I see him

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awsometastic

to be so great the it needs to words together to define it

Joe Biden: Dude did you hear that Palin is stepping down from office?

Barack Obama: Thats awsometastic now there wont be another Republican loser trying to take my job!

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