Schwag

Straight up poop, usually costing less per ounce then a standard quarter of K.B. would; Brown in color and generally flavorless also containing high numbers of seed and stems. You may expect to cop this off of a high school-er (if your that guy), however for the rest of us whom have standards, would rather have sex with a belt sander.

Bro 1: "Dude did you see mark trying to pawn that Schwag off on me?"
Bro 2: "No dude, but did you tell him you'd rather fuck a belt sander?"
Bro 1: "Oh fuck yeah, straight 80 grit."

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