Aslope

The opposite of Woke

Mate, you're so far from being woke, you're aslope.

Brass BBQ

Similar to the Glass BBQ, except made with brass and not for smoking crack. More often confused with the Grass BBQ.

Richard: Pass me the Brass BBQ mate.
Blair: The Glass BBQ?
Richard: No, the BRASS BBQ, you crack addict cunt!

Shitbangle

Commonly used to describe an angry, grumpy old boomer.

Also a descriptive term for those with a penchant for depositing their fists inside their own, or others, bottoms.

BOOMER: “You kids better get off my goddamn lawn, or I’ll ram my fist up your ass!”
MILLENNIAL: “Dude lets get outta here - this guy is a fucken shitbangle!”

SHITBANGLE: “Ooooooo”

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Grass BBQ

Very similar to a Glass BBQ, but for the smoking of Mary Jane instead of crack.

GUY1: Pass me the Grass BBQ mate
GUY2: The Glass BBQ?
GUY1: No, the GRASS BBQ, you crack addict cunt!