Shepard

A pot belly whistling mechanical designer. Enjoys flossing his teeth on dental assistants pubic hair. Spends most of his time sitting on the couch in his tighty whities eating potatoe chips and scratching his ass.

Look at that Shepard, he's sitting in a chair in the corner talking with a mouth full of marbles.

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Batavich

An individual that doesn't get any action due to his extremely high standards. Morality, ethics, personality, and looks are all issues he reviews before getting it on. Therefore, he never gets layed.

That darn Batavich, turned down another ugly drunk chick! His motto needs to be "I like 'em big, I like 'em small, I like 'em all!"

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