This Cooks My Duck

An expression that can be used before "your goose is cooked" when said as you're upset or after hearing "your goose is cooked" as a casual response.

To friend: "Well this cooks my duck and your goose is cooked".
Or
From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"

dog wedding

An actual wedding for canine companions especially in the case of a "shotgun wedding" for dogs. Not harmful to any dogs or witnesses and typically happens in parts of the country where premarital relations are frowned upon.

I got to attend two dog weddings when I was growing up in the Bible Belt since "dogs are people too therefore dogs shouldn't have puppies out of wedlock".