Penile Collision

The accidental collision of two penises during a threesome, in which the two are aiming for the same hole and collide.

Dude 1: "I was in a threesome last night."
Dude 2: "How was it, bro?"
Dude 1: "It was all good until the penile collision, then all bets were off."
Dude 2: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeew. Gross, man."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I already showered twice."
Dude 2: "You may want to take another, just for safety's sake."

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Jaleecia Arms

Manly arms that appear on a woman. When a woman has bigger biceps than a man of the same size/height.

Serena Williams has "Jaleecia Arms"

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Brewster Dance

A dance which involves only standing behind a girl and clapping your hands over your head repeatedly.

Dude 1: "Did you see Daniel dancing with Shelby?!?!"

Dude 2: "Yeah bro, except all he did was Brewster Dance the whole time!"

The next day...

Shelby: "The dance was great, but he just stood behind me and clapped the whole time."

Dudes 1 and 2: "We noticed!"

Stripsino

A combination strip-club and casino, which is hypothetically the biggest gouger ever.

--As it was said by Adam, strip clubs and casinos are the biggest gougers. So, a combination of the 2 would be a colossal gouger, taking all of your money.--

(coined on the Adam Carolla Podcast - 9/13/11)

Guy 1: "I want to see naked women, but I also want to gamble! What do I do!? I'm so conflicted!"

Guy 2: "How about we go to the Stripsino?"