cardboard

Discreet term referring to a box of Sudafed

Walgreen's was all out of cardboard today.

cum buckets

To ejaculate a large quantity; to blow a huge load

You couldn't handle fuckin' my girl, she'd make you cum buckets.
She's gonna cum buckets by the time I get done beatin' that pussy up!

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corn flake

Nickname given to a Caucasian person similar to, "white boy", "cracker", "honky" etc., but not necessarily used as a racial slur

Yo, what up, corn flake?

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arm dart

Slang term for a syringe

I just clogged up my last good arm dart!

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skeet sheet

Any type of cloth or napkin used to ejaculate into in order to avoid doing so on the floor or other surface.

I wanna go rub one out, but I can't find my skeet sheet.
I always bust a nut in my skeet sheet so that my old lady won't know I was whackin' it.

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opening Pandora's box

Learning how to shoot up on your own

Shooting up yourself is kind of like opening Pandora's box.

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shitty McDermott

One who shits and/or farts excessively

That bitch is a regular Shitty McDermott!