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The physical and mental straining of abilities to complete a task/job in order to be rewarded with a form of intrinsic/extrinsic gratification.
Although unpleasant and painful, work is the meaning of life for all species of living creature. Amongst all the animals of the earth, only the human race has had the privilege of having the option to choose the work they do. Although humans can choose the work they do, no matter how good the work, it can be painful even though it might be the passion of that individual. Despite the nature of work, the most successful individuals in a society are capable of carrying the burden of work and removing useless distractions.
Man #1: Hey man, you down to go to the nightclub tonight after work?
Man #2: No my bad, I got more work to do at home.
Man #1: What do you have to do so late?
Man #2: I have to go study for the midterms, I'm almost done with my degree.
Do i really need to explain what the alphabet is? Ugh, i knew the internet was retarded but this, is just, YOU NOW WHAT? NO! FUCK THIS! FUCK YOU! YOU ARE A 5 YEAR OLD CHINESE CHILD
I am not going to tell you what abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz is you fat balloon. go back to 1st grade.
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A Mr. Potato is a strange creature still being examined at the SCP-Foundation HQ, Mr. Potato aka A SCP-001 aka A gofuckyourself, was found in an abandoned cave in the late 10,000 BC. He is still being examined during this very day. He is also very dangerous and can kill you without you even noticing. He is to be kept locked during every time when chatting with it. He can read minds, make you insane, give you nightmare's, And know your future.
"So... How has HE been doing?"-Mr. Shrek
"He's been doing fine."- Dr. Pepe
"How did the conversation go?"-Mr. Shrek
"Good....."-Dr. Pepe
"Is everything okay Dr. Pepe?Mr. Shrek
"We're going to die....."-Dr. Pepe
*Windows break*
"WHAT THE FUCK?"-Mr. Shrek
*Lights go out*
"Do not worry Dr. Pepe! The lights will come on any second now!"-Mr. Shrek
"Dr. Pepe?-Mr. Shrek
*Lights come on*
*Dr. Pepe's dead*
*Mr. Shrek looks away in disgust*
*Upon doing that*
*A tall round figure is standing twice as high*
*The figure comes closer and lightly tells Mr. Shrek in a soft voice*
"It's all Potato now"-Mr. Potato
*Mr. Shrek dies*
THE END.
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A flying turtle that shoots cum out of it's eyes.
"Oh NO! It's the flying cum turtle! Everyone RUN!"
Someone who is fat has eaten to much pizza.
"Dad?"-Tom
"Yes son?"-Dad
"Can you buy me some pizza?"-Tom
"No, i'm not going to buy you pizza again you fat cunt"-Dad
"why?"-Tom
"I don't like children with diabetes"-Dad
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Our god in Human Form, this man is our god. He will save us from everything and everyone, such as, China, Canada, Mexico, Mexico, Go back to Mexico, United States, ISIS, Iran, illuminati, Muslims, Donald Trump, Germany, Paris, Europe, Obama, Barack Obama, Aliens, Batman, Ride To Hell Retribution, India, Peru, Brazil, Jinx<----yes,that one, And New Mexico.
Here is a list of what Donald trump love's.
#10. Pizza
#9. Poptarts
#8. Spiderman
#7.Baby Wipes
#6. Dank Meme's
#5. Mexico
#4. His Hair
#3. Become president
#2. Porn
#1. His daughter
The End.
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