Livebernate

A spin off of the word Hibernate; To Livbernate is to avoid all the bullshit, drama, responsibilities of this Fucking World by playing video games on Xbox Live for a long period of time. You just game until all of this bullshit is ends.

Ant: "Fuck these politicians, the Banking systems, My shitty ass boss, gold digging girlfriend, facebook drama, time to play some Multiplayer on Modern Warfare 3 and livebernate.

Calvin, Ricky, Eli: "fuck yeah."

Jedi mind clit

When a woman uses her pussy as leverage during a(n) conflict/argument.

Ricky: "I'm not smoking weed anymore bro."

Ant: "Why?"

Ricky: "Linzy, says it's a turn off and makes my dick soft."

Ant: Dude, she's playing Jedi mind clit on you!"

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Game Stopental

Buying a Used Game Stop video game in order to exploit the 7 day return policy, thus playing the game for free.

Ant: "You buy it yet?"

Ricky: "Fuck that, I'm not paying 60 bucks for Battlefield 3, im just going to Game Stopental that shit."