fuck that noise

Yet another way of saying, "I don't fucking think so" or "no fucking way, Jose".

"Stupid-ass Kevin said that it would help if I rubbed mayonaise on my chest. Man, fuck that noise."

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fuckposter

Someone who needlessly adds profanity to public posts on social media solely to appear "edgy," cool, or more intelligent. They will typically add unnecessary "fucks" when posting in praise of something (e.g. some movie, show or band is fucking amazing) when the complimentary adjective is sufficient. The fuckposter will often also subscribe to the theory that intelligent people use more profanity in conversation, while not grasping that this only applies to spontaneous verbal communication and not to planned written posts and emails.

"Man, that dude never misses a chance to shoehorn a "fuck" or "shit" into every post. He's a real fuckposter."

scat freak

1. (n) One who derives sexual gratifaction or excitement from being pooped upon or eating poop or any number of unsatisfactory activities involving poo.

"If you're ever over at John's house, don't use ANY dishes or glasses or anything like that. I hear he is a big-time scat freak."

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