hometime attack

A sudden, often spontaneous, urge to go home.

After wandering the Forest of Doom for hours, Tim had a hometime attack.

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textbook class

When the only way to succeed in a class is via the textbook. This may arise because:
1) Your teacher is too boring to listen.
2) You can't understand your teacher.
3) You don't go to class.

Jim: Did you drop grade 12 biology?

Tom: Yeah, man, that was a textbook example of a textbook class.

Second cousin

The code name for bad baby things,

First night of shaadi =second cousin ;)

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