she's too young for you, bro

Created by Jerry Lavigne Jr, heard by Jersey Shore in Season 4, Episode 2. You say this line to someone who's trying to smush/hit on a LG/young chick, usually after stating how damn young she already is.

Vinny: If she got a basket on her bicycle, she's too young for you, man!

Pauly D: If she still has the parental control on her TV in her bedroom, she's too young for you, bro!

Vinny: If she only owns 'Snow White' on DVD, she's too young for you, man!

Pauly D: If Keds still light up, he's too young for you, bro!

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