Roffle

Similar to lamow, roffle is the spoken version of ROFL pronouced similar to waffle. It can also be used in msn conversations or on forums so that you are not seen as an uber retard who uses LOL, rofl or lmao trying to seem cool. Roffle can be used both as a cast away comment when someone says something that's not amusing enough to laugh so roffle can be used to disregard the comment, OR can be used to add to the humour by saying roffle in a loud voice during a pause in a joke or laugh or at another inappropriate time.

P1: and then he said "cow"

All surrounding people: ha ha ha ha ha

P2: ha ha ha ...ROFFLE!

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shiftless negro

origionally from "Romeo Must Die" a phrase used to identify someone stupid and irritating. Someone who is worth less than you. Said between a mate and you, usually in hoarse voices pretending to be whispering but loud enough for the stupid person to hear. This creates maximum damage to the shiftless negro's feelings...but hey, they're a shiftless negro...they deserve it

P1: hey, you know that guy?
P2: ...shiftless negro?
P1: ...yeah shiftless negro, yeah, shiftless

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