Sizzuhs

The incorrect spelling and pronunciation of scissors, said by Doc Roe from Band of Brothers and probably people from Louisiana.

Doc: You got any sizzuhs there?
Guy: What?
Doc: Sizzuhs. You got any?
Guy: SAY IT RIGHT AND I MIGHT ANSWER.

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Friday Night Death Slot

When a TV show's schedule is moved to Fridays, it is expected to be cancelled because no one will be home to watch it on Friday nights :(

Jon: Dude Southland's scheduled on a Friday night death slot.

Don: What?

Jon: IT MEANS IT'S GONNA BE CANCELLED.

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