Poogle

Poogle (verb) to fiddle or dig at something with a stick. Typical ones butthole.

"I ran out of toilet paper so I had to use a poogling stick to poogle it out"

gripmaxing

when one jelqs while taking a shit

Duke: "Yo, have you seen Peter in the last 5 hours?"

Jerry: "yeah, i think he's gripmaxing in the bathroom. Let that boi grip that shit out!"

Duke: " Okay! Sorry! I'll leave him alone"

Squmpy

Retard

Peyton is a Squmpy

Shmurplip

Shmurplip is a very specific emotion. One that can only be defined by the word Shmurplip.

Me: "Man, today I'm feeling really Shmurplip".
Friend: "What the fuck !?"