Donkey slapper

In the south, a squatted truck with straight piped exhaust that is ridiculously loud. Typically driven by a fuckboy with permed hair and a flatbill hat and Instagram name on the back window. They are often found driving through Walmart in the evening.

I saw a donkey slapper at Walmart and there was a douche canoe giving head to his homosexual fuckboy in the front seat.

ArmorAll dick

After sex, when your penis is shiny like a dash with fresh ArmorAll.

She will shine one up for you so well you will be walking around all day with an ArmorAll dick

Sequem

The spot between the shaft and ball sack

I hate when braces get caught on my sequem when she goes deep.