Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter L, when you can draw ox goad, cattle prod and shepherd's staff?
"Let lorries load larger logs last."
Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter G, when you can draw magnificent camel?
Gargantuan gerbils grab grapes gingerly, going gleefully gobbling.
Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter T, when you can just T-pose to show your dominance over others?
"The teacher taught tennis to the tiny tots taking the time to totally teach them the tricks they thought they took time to train themselves to trump tournaments."
Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter M, when you can draw gentle sea wawes or birds far away flying on the horizon aka "buttocks"?
âManly men mount massive mares.â
Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter K, when you can open your hand and slap folk's faces with your palm?
"Kevinâs knobby knuckles killed Kateâs kangaroo."
Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter I, when you can just show it to lift your middle fingers up?
"I think it might inflate itself, if I inhale intensely."
Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter B, when you can draw one cool-ass hieroglyph house?
Blackbeard bellowed boldly, "Beware boys, briney bastards be buried beneath banyan by brook behind beach."