Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter H, when you can flip it sideways to form fence like structure as ancient Egyptians did?
Huge hits have historically harbored hidden hazards, hysterical hordes hardly heeding how habitually heaping honors hyping his Holiness, Harry Harangue-Hatcher, hollering, "Hip hip, hooray! Hail Hypertext Highway's happening hack!" heavily heightens his hedonism, hubris, head hugeness -- harsh harbingers hurling humanity's hardiest hero hellward, hereafter helming his hapless human husk haunting Hades's hallmark hot haze, heckling Halloween's hideous headless horseman (hefting his hollow head), harassing Hitler's hired Holocaust henchmen, hassling ham-handed helicopter handlers -- hopefully, hypothetically, having hardcore horizontal hugs holding his horny, high-heeled hourglass honey (he handily helped hang her hemp Hawaiian hammock), heartland's "happy" housewife humbling hotel heiress Hilton, heinously having hated her husband's horsey hee-haw "hello," his hundred horrible hay howls hammering her homicidal; however, have heart, huddled hint hobbyists, hearkening how hallowed hieroglyphs hurtling hence harmonize hypnotically, heaven's harps highlighting how hyperactive hippocampus hockey heaves hilarious harvested hash -- healthy herbs healing hungry humor hankerings.
Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter V, when you can draw cute little yellow chick?
"Vertigo violently vanquishes valiant violists verifiably."
Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter Z, when you can draw "tongue of a corpse" as Roman senator Appius Claudius Caecus thought circa 300 BC?
"Zero zoos zap zombi zealots zestfully, Zoey."
Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter D, when you can draw some stinky fishes?
Desperate, Dumb Dora disgustedly dipped delicately downward.
Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter N, when you can draw some exotic, toxic snakes?
"Negative, neophyte, natives never neglect nosing near nifty, narcissistic newshounds neglecting nearby, narrow newsstands."
Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter W, when you can just show your anime girl "uWu" face?
"Who will wrongly wonder why we were with wows while wounding which worth worships whether we were where we worsen when we worry what wants worms?"